Today’s prompt is a letter to santa. Now ordinarily I wouldn’t worry too much about this prompt as he is not the focus for our family. However since today is my daughters birthday I needed to do something quick. Shimelle had included a link to a site for ‘Mummy’ santa letters. You’ll see why when you read it.
You have to fill in some word prompts then it writes a funny letter to santa from you.
Here is my ‘santa letter’.
The text reads:
I have been a good Girl.
It really wasn’t my fault what happened at Wayne’s Christmas party. It was Linda who spiked the punch with too much Lemon Lime & Bitters. I can’t help it if I drank 14 glasses. It was so good—smelled and tasted just like Lavender.
I thought it was funny when I put Sandra’s Scarf on my head and danced the Jive on the Shabby Chic couch while singing `Highway to the Danger Zone’. I didn’t mean to break Wayne’s IPod and don’t know why Wayne would sue me for jealousy.
I don’t remember calling Laurie’s wife a beautiful horse—even though she looked like one with pink eye shadow and purple lipstick!
And when I threw up on Natalie’s husband’s arm, it was only because I ate too much of that roast lamb.
After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my BMW x5 through my neighbor’s parlour. I don’t think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a stunning toy poodle and have me arrested for sneaking out!
So, Santa…here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all weary and worn out. And I’m really not to blame for any of this confident stuff. Please bring me what I want the most—bail money!
Sincerely and lovely yours,
Me (Really a very nice Girl!)
P.S. It’s only 14 bucks!
What a hoot! The postcard is by LaWanna Desjardin. I made the stamp over the top of the original and used Kate Hadfield’s Nativity Doodles.